A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake
lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car
Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"
Every other gen: "What." 💀
when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE
Getting your colon cleared out by a fat hairy dude in a wife beater
I was kind backed up so I got David to come give me some next plumbing
she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd
person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"
Cheech and Chong next movie. Beavis and butthead know how to make a comedic film. And they're not stoned.
I just saw Cheech and Chong next movie.
Wow! Dude! What was it like?
It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.
All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!