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A female, preferably human, who is dating a United States Marine. The typical Marine Girlfriend has a shelf life of about 8 months. They initially gain some bragging rights and respect-by-proxy from dating a Marine but after several 45 day field ops outside of cellphone range and only ever seeing him on every other weekend they will usually lose interest fast. The overwhelming majority of Marine girlfriends will desert their post about 3 months into any overseas deployment leaving their Marine to forge ahead with the people who REALLY love him, his brothers in arms.
Chick: MARINE GIRLFRIEND! ITS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CORPS!
Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!
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n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".
internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."
internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."
internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."
(time passes)
internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."
internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"
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The reason you change your Netflix password. The reason you woke up and found your car scratched like a your car was a raccoon orgy last night. Your greatest Fear and worst nightmare. a bitch. The only time When you Feel like your Bill Murray in Groundhog day. The same Nightmare Over and Over and Over again.
My ex girlfriend is trying to murder me. first my car is scratched and now my carpet has been eaten. oh shit.
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A GirlFriend Which Is Dating 69 years old guy and when he breakups she turns emo mode and then dates 21312312 69 years old people
roblox girlfriend: h- h- h- h- h- hi uwu
roblox boy:Hello BBG
roblox girlfriend:i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i- i love you
roblox boy:we HAVE TO BREAK UP I LOVE ROBLOX GRILLFRIEND 2
roblox girlfriend: *Turns Emo Then Get Her Emo Demon hydra knife*
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What a side chick says to her man when she suspects he has sex with a lot of females in his respective town, city or municipality. Coined by pop artist RealPartyKid.
Boyfriend: You know it's only you...
Side Chick: Say that to your little girlfriend around here.
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fuck that im not getting a girlfriend im gay
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Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.
Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?