Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.

Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!

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office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!

Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”

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Office Hoe

A person who sleeps around his or her office in order to gain money or status. The exact opposite of a CEO.

When I first saw Brian Hall I knew he was an office hoe.

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office douchebag

That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.

Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"

Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."

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office administrator

secretary

she makes her secretary job seem more important than what it is by calling herself an office administrator

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Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.

Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!

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Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online

Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.

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