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A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.
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Playing poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).
Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.
At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Roy took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
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the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal
Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
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a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
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eating pussy on a table with a spoon
" I told her,her pussy looked so good I could eat it for breakfast. So I threw her up on the table and ate that shit with a spoon,she had a table pussy."
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One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.
Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.
Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!
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When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.
Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
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