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You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.
Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.
Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*
"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is
That paper headass is fucking gross
An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.
Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.
formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.
"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"
The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).
If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!