wall-person

A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.

Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah

Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.

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your person

they're not your boyfriend or girlfriend, they're not just a random hook up, they're not just a fuck buddy. they're your person

speaker 1- do you have a boyfriend?
speaker 2- no, but i do have a person.
speaker 1- what do you mean by your person?
speaker 2- well, he's not my boyfriend, hes more than a random hookup, hes not just a fuck buddy. he's my person.

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Personality Whore

(n.)

Used to describe anybody who changes their personality to fit their crushes personal profile.

Dave: Hey Mark, wasn't that girl acting all innocent and shy with you a few minutes ago?

Mark: Yeah, why?

Bob: (Laughs) Apparently not anymore, look at her slut it up with that random guy at the bar.

Dave: Yeah, just 'cause you blew her off.

Mark: Damn! She's a personality whore! (Laughs)

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hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body

"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."

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home person

the one who likes chilling at home more than going out.

Can be used like using 'cat person' or 'dog person' in a sentence.
"I'm a home person"

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british person

the state of loving tea and not pronouncing the letter “t” all the time

wow he is a british person

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Young person

One who is under 24 years old.

Dani and Ashton are going to the high school senior prom dance tonight, They also both are described as a young person.

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