A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.
Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.
when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.
Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.
A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.
See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"