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a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.
yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket
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The pocket in a girls bag that a males should never enter; containing tampons, sanitary towels, condoms etc
"my boyfriend was looking for my phone in my bag and went into my period pocket,he nearly had a heart attack"
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I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket
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A vagina primarily used to store small objects. Also functions with full reproductive capabilities. It is possible to have in excess of one pocket vag.
"Hey Mickey, I just knocked up your left pocket vag. Also please return my video rental, I placed it in your left pocket vag for you. If it isn't returned by tommorow I will have to pay a $4.00 overdue fee.
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a black environment, or enclosed space in which nothing is visible. Places or things that are very, very, dark or black. Without light.
When the lights went out in the storm the whole house was as black as a nigger's pocket.
"The moonless night was as black as a nigger's pocket".
You could also say, "as dark as"
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a short, little, skinny bitch (usually white) with no boobs and no ass that guys like anyway for god knows what reason... probably because they think shes cute like that stupid toy all little girls used to play with
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UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.
Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."
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