That ship is in my harbor

An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.

Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.

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techno union ship

originaly from Star Wars: BattleFront. It's equivilent to Bernie Kosar's hotness in word form.

StarsWars Guy: You MUST destroy the techno union ship!
Other Dude: Fuck You! The techno union ship is HOT.
Andrew & Alex: * Chink Dancing & Singing*: IM A TECHNO UNION SHIP, YOUR A TECHNO UNION SHIP, WERE ALL TECHNO UNION SHIPS!!!!!!

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Backwards Pirate Ship

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.

Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!

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ship jumper syndrome

a person that leaves his bf/gf/so/partner for a new one, and then leaves that person for a new one. and leaves that person for a new one, etc.

Allen has ship jumper syndrome, he left Jessica for Jane and left Jane for Valerie. He's like a rat jumping off a ship he thinks is sinking.

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Ship High In Transit

1.) The commonly accepted origin of the word shit, but later found to be an internet hoax.

2.) The name of a band from Boston, MA

Liam: Hey, did you guys catch Ship High In Transit play the Middle East last night?

Brendan: Yeah, they were so good, I can't wait until the album drops.

Liam: What label are they on?

Carl: 727 Records, a small upstart label out of Phoenix, AZ.

Liam: James, what did you think of them?

James: They were decent...

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Yam Ship Burger

A special burger served with yam

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yam Ship Burger, you should try it!"

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Good Ship Venus

Perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.

Its figurehead was a whore in bed, and its mast was the Captain's penis.

It is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:

Aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should've seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
and the mast was the captains penis.

The Sex Pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it Friggin' in the Riggin'

dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.

Aboard the good ship venus...

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