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An Australian man who is obsessed with shrimp. He collects the shrimp. He eats the shrimp. He is obsessed with shrimp. His name is William. His friends call him a god. He plays Fortnite a little bit. Partys all night with his shrimp.
Shrimp God William dislikes Cloudpelt
when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.
"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"
Once gaining access to Shrimp Town you will find you are in good hands as the leader of the shrimp army, Shrimp Sergeant Paul, will defend Shrimp Town with his life. Paul can morph into various different shapes to fight absolutely anyone. Keep your distance as he is known to be a very horny man and can often trick other species into consuming his squid dick.
Shrimp Sergeant Paul : "Imma beat you so hard you gonna need a shoehorn to put your hat on!"
The feeling you get on the ride home after eating Shrimp Fest at Red Lobster.
"oh shit, i have creamy shrimp ass, i better get to a toilet soon. Damn you Red Lobster!!!"
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The most hurtful words of all time
Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*
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while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.
I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.
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What geniuses have at their genius parties.
"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"
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