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A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.
Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.
Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.
A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.
Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.
Snow Basting is the act of hitting a line off your mans cock and then deep throating the knob to make sure the job is done. The side effects are awesome as well he gets numb and you get lit at the same time!!! Aka Snow Basting!
Ski off my stick girl i need to get basted!!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??
Thats Snow Basting!
V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole
Dude! I snow tired your mom last night
When a penis is completely covered in semen it is called a snow glove
Dude last night I went over to joe’s and gave him a snow glove to keep warm
MR SNOW noun
(miss•ter•snouw )
a man who is an idol and roll model for many, including me. he is so graceful and humbled. i’d love to be like mr snow.
Teacher: what would you like to grow up to me?
Me: i’d like to grow up and be a mr snow