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Someone who has a passion for Technological devices. Kicked out of gukingofhearts Chat for playing a prank gone sexual. Handsome
Girl: Damn, your so handsome <3
Guy: Yeah I'm Tech Freak
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A place in the arm-pit of Atlanta where the girls dicks are proportionally larger than the mens. Fraternities engineer new creative butt sex positions and Sororities are...well the sororities are also called fraternities. A place considered so smart Reggie Ball didn't learn quite how to count to 4.
I usually pass by Georgia Tech and laugh.
Georgia Tech...the all boys school?
Georgia Tech. I think I see a girl! oh wait its a guy with a mop on his head.
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rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
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Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!
(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
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A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":
"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
A Super Tech is a technician that has supreme knowledge in The industrial automation and controls industry. Not to be confused with a loop shooter or even worse an electrical tech. Super techs are a rare breed typically called in on days off to fix something an engineer screwed up. They are the highest paid on the job and for good reason. If you find a pair of his used gloves put them on, you might soak up some of his excellence.
Better call in a super tech. Noone can figure out what's wrong
When you half-ass your job just to try to get recognition but it just pissed everyone off because you're still a lazy fuck.
Who's on your shift today? I have a Super Tech, fml.
Don't worry, Jameson is a super tech.