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When someone goes in to spank you and you catch them before you can complete the act.
A: Damn dude, that was a sweet spank-catch!
B: I know, no way i'm letting C spank me.
C: :-(
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what you say when you're having a really bad hair day; looks like you could get an animal (slightly bigger than a rat) caught in your hair.
my hair keeps frizzing, it's all over the place, my straightener won't work and I'm out of hairspray. looks like my hair is gonna be catching bats.
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When you are fucking your chick doggy style and spit on her back with the fake out that you are down, and when she turns around, you hit her in the face with the fresh trout you kept under your bed.
Dudeman 1: Yo, what did you do last night?
Dudeman 2: I acted like Long John Silver and gave my girl the "Catch of the Day."
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Sexual act in which one partner (male or female) digs a bloody tampon out of a female partner's vagina by the string using his or her tongue - thereby "catching" the "mouse" by the "tail."
They couldn't hook up, could they? She was on the rag.
No, they're into some weird shit - I heard he totally likes to catch the mouse.
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To participate in reckless behavior. To start a fight
puff mad lah catch wreck with my crew
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One logical step beyond the classic "Catch-22" (you may be excused from bombing missions if you've become combat-crazed, but if you're mentally able to actually request to be excused, then this indicates that you must also still be sane enough to continue fighting), this horrendously unreasonable and unrealistic stipulation states that if you are physically/mentally/emotionally disabled, you are eligible to begin receiving disability benefits, but if you are fit/lucid enough to be able to apply for said benefits and to properly fill out the required paperwork, then you must not be too disabled to hold a job.
I'm probably eligible for veteran's children's benefits, since I am unable to hold a job due to my traumatic upbringing caused by my veteran father's PTSD, but I am afraid to apply for it because I might not only be turned down due to Catch-23, but I might also lose my SSI and Food Stamps, since my act of applying would cause me to be brought more to "their" attention, and thus I would greatly risk being a victim of "and furthermore" syndrome.
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when you and your buddy are at a club, and notice the same girl. whoever the girls comes to is declared the fair catch.
man, i was at a club last night, and my buddy and i were scoping out the same chick. all of a sudden, he got the fair catch.
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