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The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
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GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.
OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!
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Typical lean concoction (promethazine and codeine) but replaces Sprite with Milk. Usually also served with additional painkillers or xanax present.
That Blue Milk had him whoozy at the party, he doesn't remember a thing.
Having the mentality of a child still breastfeeding; Stubborn, egocentric and very naive.
Sometimes used in gaming.
Dave: Man I just got blasted, you should have backed me up.
Ethan: I wasn't in the right place and time.
Dave: Who cares? Now I'm dead and it's your fault.
Ethan: Dude, you're such a Milk Boy.
It's Jameson and Bailey's on the rocks. It's delicious and refreshing and my buddy Jeff invented it.
Mark - What the fuck is that? Milk on ice? Jeff- No, it's Jameson and Bailey's but on this day of newfound friendship, we shall declare the name of this beverage "milk on ice".