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A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.
David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?
Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...
David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.
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An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.
Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
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When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you
Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?
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When a group of people get together and exaggerate or lie about accomplishments by a group or an individual.
The Marketing Committee got together to review their performance against targets and it was a Bullshit Ball.
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When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.
Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
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The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
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Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.
I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.
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