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A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.
Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off
When a gay guy's asshole is swollen from getting pounded too hard. Not to be confused with blown out. See also: Eye of the Tiger
I could tell he'd been fucked today on account of his tiger paw.
When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.
Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.
Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"
Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"
Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"
Bill "Will it be magic?"
Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"
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A sudden and surprising blow delivered by the palm of the hand while shouting "Tiger Claw!". Most effective on friends and bystanders idly waiting or eating. Usually performed by middle class Caucasian boys having absolutly no formal martial arts training but wishing nonetheless to be cool like Bruce Lee.
Matt tiger clawed me in the shoulder while I slurped hot soup.
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An aggressive, audacious, or fierce parasitic individual who incessantly tries to get your stuff free of charge and never has anything to give back.
Not your ordinary mooch, but the epitome of a life, blood, patience, time and resource sucking leech. The Mooch Tiger usually doesn’t have a real job or means of employment. His job is to live off of YOU. He's not just a fake friend in a temporary state of need, but he's “family”, or “like family” because that’s what he’s always calling you, and he’s constantly facing one downturn and temporary setback after another, that for some reason, he feels the need to share with you. This info about his circumstances usually comes shortly before he hints at needing some assistance from you and somehow he knows exactly when you have the resources to help him fix his dilemma. A real Mooch Tiger will never admit that he is broke. Why? Because YOU’RE never broke, and in his mind, if you’re okay, than he’s okay too.
The Mooch Tiger lives a lifestyle beyond his means because he knows how to charm his way into the lives of other people who have the resources he’s after. You can always catch him standing very close to the man, or woman, with the money. He’s the guy in VIP with no actual job, drinking for free and basking in the limelight reserved for the “talent”. He’s popular by association and his resume is filled with the names of important people he knows, not accomplishments he’s made on his own. He’s like a parasite, he’s never driving his own car, never staying at his own place, and he’s always “helping out” his current host. If you look closely, the only “helping” a Mooch Tiger does is help their current host spend their own money and exhaust all their resources, before complaining about how ungrateful the host is, and then moving on to a new victim. Many times the Mooch Tiger strikes before you are even aware you have been bitten.
The only way to get rid of a Mooch Tiger is to poach his @ss. You must cry BROKE at every turn, create a sob story of your own, and most importantly, start asking the Mooch Tiger for money EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes into contact with you. You know he doesn’t have it, and if he did, he wouldn’t give it to you anyway, but that’s not why you ask a Mooch Tiger for money… it’s because it’s Mooch Tiger REPELLENT. Lastly, learn to say the following phrase, let it be your mantra: “F*ck You, Pay Me!”
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1.A powerful kick swung into the victim's crotch from behind, while they are unaware of your presence.
The motion is performed with a running start. The leg is swung upwards, punting the victim's crotch.
The victim is usually reduced to a crumpled mass of quivering flesh, holding his or her crotch, in massive pain.
Related to: tiger strike
2.Referance to "Legend of the Tiger's Claw" an amateur film that is in production, created by a pair of Canadian high school students, inspired by a friend's kung fu style antics, and the tiger claw attack described above.
-"TIGER CLAW!!!"
-"AUAUUUUUGGHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY NUTSACK!!! AAHH!!!"
-"Haha! That guy got tiger clawed right in the sack!!"
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