Guy who forks: "I was at Jared's last night until 1 AM watching a movie last night, and we spent half of the time forking."
Guy who does not fork: "Dude that's really gay.."
The fuck word except theprincibleisaround edition.
Jerry: "HOLY FU-"
Jeremy: "PRINCIBLE"
Jerry: "HOLY FORK"
HELP ME THEY KEEP FLYING AT ME HEEEEELPP
i need fork repellent to get all these forks away!!
a utensle I use to eat my freind's ass
"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR ASS WITH THIS FORK"
-me during lunch
A kitchen utensil used for stabbing people
I stabbed my friend asfguy with a fork
An alternative for a spoon but does worse a job.
A: I ran out of spoons so I used a fork.
B: Oh you mean the one I shoved in my ass
A: Wait what?