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Hell on Earth. It’s hot as hell and for some reason idiots live there even though it’s inhospitable without a fucking AC. If Phoenix is inhabited, then why the hell isn’t the Sahara or Outback Desert inhabited? The only things they have in Phoenix are families that couldn’t afford the other shithole called California and useless and worthless cactuses that just do nothing.
Fuck Phoenix. I’m glad I’m not living in that shithole.
Someone who has no security whatsoever
Phoenix: I forgot my password...
Person 1: Oh, it's 349822!
Phoenix: Thanks...??
He is so sexy and gets so many women and men he has a huge cock and is so sexy and beautiful
Mike:Do you know who the sexiest man alive is?
Hunt: oh of course it is phoenix
The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.
When a woman pleasures seven men simultaneously by performing oral, anal, and vaginal sex, along with two hand jobs and two foot jobs.
Sean: Did you hear? Steph took down the entire commander’s offense at one time!
Bret: whaaaat? Seven dudes at one time? No way?
Sean: Duuuuude! Rising Phoenix!
Bret: (Nodding approvingly) Rising Phoenix.
A joint that rises from its ashes by being reborn (rolled and smoked) right away. Two joints in a row in the end.
Phoenix Joint :
A joint can be refered to as "Phoenix", when somebody proposes to "Rise it from the ashes", in orther words : to revive the joint and roll another one to smoke it again right after the first one.
*rolling a joint*
A. Man I think this joint could be a Phoenix !
B. Oh yeah ? SHould I roll another one ?
A. Let's give birth to a Phoenix Joint
or
*smoking a joint*
A. Damn this joint kicks in fast.
B. Yeah true, and I think it might be a Pheonix Joint too.
A. Shit you're right, let's roll another one when it ends.