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A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
The after effects of launching a turtle head.
You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.
When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.
Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.
-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"
To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!
I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!
When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you
Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!
A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies
I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.