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A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things
See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.
A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.
A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.
Party where Germans touch one another. Aka orgy
Bob: what are you doing tonight?
Ben: I'm going to a touching party. Want to come?
When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.
I wasn't going to bite you, I was just 'touching teeth'.
The Kosuke touch is when Kosuke likes a female but they are alr dating someone, prior to this rejection the couple always breaks up
“I can’t date you Kosuke”
“Oh ok.”
*Kosuke Touch strikes (real)*
1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex
person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
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A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
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