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When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.
geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?
Kate? You mean that blonde twinky-twonk with the pink Converse?
When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.
"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"
A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between
As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point
A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie