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"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."
Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
The dude that my brother would not shut up about.
Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth
"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.
Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.
Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?
Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.
Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.