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Masturbation when likely to get caught.
See danger wank
Richard, deciding to see what a risk wank was really like, dropped his trousers, shouted "Mum!" and got to work.
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A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.
She's a little fitty isn't she.
Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.
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The act of wanking (jerking off) using both your feet, which gives you the appearance of sitting in the same position as Gandhi might have.
I had a mental Gandhi Wank last night whilst watching 24
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To masturbate with ones left hand whilst repeatedly punching oneself in the face with ones right hand. Thus giving the impression of another person wanking thou, whilst beating the shit out thou.
Boy in school with 2 black eyes and spunksoaked trousers is asked by the teacher: " were you away rapewanking (rape wank) yourself in the toilets again you dirty little shite?"
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The act of manually finishing yourself off following a failed deep throat and subsequent showering of your genitals in vomit.
"Man, Susie tried to deep throat me last night and ending up puking all over my cock, She ran out of the room crying, but I still needed to finish, goddamn vomit wank!"
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When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.
I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her
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When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.
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