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If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.
I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.
Means when you see the POS you are saying this to, your hands or fists will be connecting with their face
“Robert better watch out, when I see him it’s Hands on sight.”
“Fuck you bitch! Next time our paths cross its Hands on sight!!!”
An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room
a celebration of pleasure
pronounced - 'hand CHorny'
Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'
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When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat
When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons
I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion