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An Irish term used for a toilet. It was originally republican slang for the toilet as if to say they were going to defecate on the old Union Jack. It has become common slang with forgotten roots.
Where's the jacks I need to shite!
Lads stay away from the jacks, I had a rake of pints last night and I've a dose of the shits
(v.) to publicly wrap arms around and whisper sweet nothings to a woman while she holds the hand of another man
Sigma Male: “last night out on the town, I tried The Jack on some Asian chick, but someone filmed it so now I’m circulating on BarStool and OldRow”
Alpha Male: “you’re a Simp, but not like the man holding her hand”
The act of robbing a shop and then ejaculating on the police. Then punching talon in the neck 20 times until he is unconscious
Yo spencer I did the jack
Spencer Jack, we talked about this
Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.
Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?
Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke
Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?
- capper of the century
Man that dude is such a jack dean, he always flakes.
A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.
Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?
That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.
"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."