John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
It's John Paul Jones
Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has
Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road
Noun
a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
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John Ryan is such a cutie no one can resist his charms >///<
The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies
Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...
Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.
A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.
John Wayne Delcamp will you marry me?
Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy