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Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.
The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
A plethora of friggin stuff.
(Sentence if said by Canadian)
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)
Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO