second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.
THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.
h0i! tEm want da muns.
*tem demands your muns*
*the superior way of saying give me your money
Tem: Hamds up! Hand over da muns!
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*
When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.
Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.
Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands
Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands
The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.
Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.
(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."