Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

cats

the equivalent of an angel

cats: *exist*
person: OH MY GOD IT'S AN ANGEL

Cat

A cat that goes meow meow

Look a cat

Cat

A creature made completely out of hair that lets you pet them unless they feel bored and start biting you and will constantly meow at you at 3 am on a school night and stop when you wake up

that cat is so annoying

Cat

Cat is the coolest thing on earth because of how it has so much energy and it looks crazy

Ooooo i love this cat it looks like a big fluffy ball of fur

Cat

An asshole.

I like it when people fuck my cat

Cats

Cute, fluffy, little demons that will cuddle you and then claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Are those your cats?
Person 2: Yes, stay away.