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The phrase "Gotta keep an eye for Selener" means to keep an eye out for fake people. Found by worldwide famous rapper Nicki Minaj, she quotes the phrase on a verse in the song "Beauty and thr Beat", collabing with Justin Bieber.
Ariana Grande: "Oh my god, Cardi was literally starting rumors about you..."
Nicki Minaj: "Gotta keep an eye for Selener..."
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toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.
bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other
Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes
When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
when layla says something dumb
layla called me a dog, domestic side eye