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A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.
What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.
A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.
"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"
New hybrid is slightly different to traditional hybrid. New hybrid and Traditional Hybrid both have one parent is White. But the difference is the other parent for New Hybrid is Maori, whereas for Traditional Hybrid is Black.
"I'd like to declare in front of the class, my father is not black, he is Maori; I'm a New Hybrid"
When a song just got released in and you love it too much and then later on your affection to that particular song starts to fade away slowly to the point you barley listen to that song
1: Man I love this song sooooo much
2: Maybe you just have New Song Syndrome and that's why you like it
The act of mixing your own semen into carbonated water and giveing it to a New Yorker
" I gave pam my new york sprite"
When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.
Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*
God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse