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When you have to vigorously take a shit, but your in math class and the material is too important to leave so you end up leaving a shit stain in your khaki pants. Literally looks like booty sweat or as if you spilled steaming shit flavored coffee near your rectum.
Hey Ryan, we have a test tomorrow and I have to use the bathroom, what a poop moment!
A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.
Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.
A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.
Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.
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happy national poop sock day!
Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.
5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.