the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit
*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!
when you get titty implant surgery or some shit and someone pops it and it farts and deflates
Guy 1: I'm gonna give her a titty fart
Guy 2: That's just cruel my man
Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.
(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.
When someone farts so loud your ears start ringing and you lose your hearing.
Last night I ripped an intergalactic fart and my girlfriend couldn't hear for 10 minutes straight.
When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.
The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?