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When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
A plethora of friggin stuff.
(Sentence if said by Canadian)
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
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When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)
Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO
When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves
Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.
Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!
An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.
"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."