Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

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greatest dog of all time

sasha

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Good times new roman

An exclamation of enjoyment. Get it? Like good times, but it's also a font.

Timothy: I just bought Red Dead Redemption

Lucas: That sounds like good times new roman.

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the greatest rapper of all time

bubble nugget. he really Goofy Ahh tho

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Bubble Nugget???
Person 2: What the fucking frick is that???????
Person 1: the wors- the greatest rapper of all time!!!

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Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

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Next time you won’t be so lucky!

A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.

“Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub

1. the best youtube video ever
2. a bunch of gamers coming together to dub the lines of sonic 2006 without reading a script or knowing the plot, there are no retakes and minimal editing

oh my god i love snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub

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