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The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”
Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them
Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!
When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.
"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"
Incorrect (or deliberately incorrect) variant of make like a tree and leave.
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
(puzzled reaction)
You, know, LEAVE?
Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...
Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!