Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts

When you have a gangbang with many different races of people in it. Usually consisting of an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, an Indian, a Mexican, etc.

Guy 1: Oh man, that was the best thing of Extra Fancy Unsalted Mixed Nuts I ever had last night.

Guy 2: Eww, dude you do that?

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Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

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DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny

Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid

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I dont Nut in White Women No Mo'

The refusal, from the Man without narcissism camouflaged as a Woman in red, to nut in white women anymore after having participated in such an act before, because theyve had their fill.

"I dont Nut in White Women No Mo', I've had my fill, reality was rewrote."
Woman of Women: "oh okay"

Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

The Nut to Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder

When your girl flips her legs over your head and you stuff your balls in her asshole and her grandma gives you a blowjob

I thought my girlfriend was asleep but my best friend was at her grandmas house giving her the Nut To Butt Gam Gam Master Exploder

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hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

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