The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night
The act of eating and finger banging at the same time a vagina
Me : Bro my arm is so tired !
Joe : why?
Me: i had a crazy night i did the lick the clit double twister finger bang to my girl!
Joe: i dont understand…
Me : i am not suprise i always know that you are a Noob!
when one man inserts a bottle of Kentucky bourbon into the anus of another man.
Chris gave Josh a Kentucky Double last night
when Jake creams inside Des at least 2 times after she is no longer ovulating
Des wants Jake to double stuff her after she’s done ovulating (and he acts right)
It's when you suck the double Gulp slurpee out of a gay man's ass.
WOW! Jaron you're such a Double Gulp Gutsy.
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You take a Tim Hortons Boston cream donut takeout the cream and bust a nut in to the donut and then put the donut cream on your dick and put it in to someones ass and eat the cum filled donut.
"hey there doing a Boston double cream"
"What's that"
'It's gay guys eating a cum filled donut and fucking each other's ass with the cream from a donut"
The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading