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Joe Roganites are avid followers of Joe Rogan. They believe every word he says as fact. If he told them to mobilize they would. They will defend anything he says or does and may even get aggressive about it. They somehow find a way to talk about Joe Rogan in any conversation they can. The only thing they listen to is “The Joe Rogan Experience”. The only thing they watch is clips of his podcast.
A: “I was with John last night and he would not stop talking about Joe Rogan. He kept going on about these theories…”
B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”
Sexual act in which someone takes your belt off, wraps it around your neck and forces you to masturbate while they slowly choke you.
Hey man, what’s with the scars on Neil’s neck?
Oh, his girl gave him a Beltless Joe last night and he passed out.
When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.
Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents
During the day of November 3rd, no matter who/what you are, you will have full permission to bop any Joe closest to you or near you.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a JoeBingus.
(future tense) Tomorrow, I hope to bop a Joe.
The term "Bop a Joe" is used to bop any people/cats who have Joe in their name. Each and every Joe around the world are bopped over ten times a day on the exact date, November 3rd. However, if it isn't November 3rd, you CANNOT bop a joe, unfortunately.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a Joe.
(future tense) Tomorrow, I hope to bop JoeBingus.
Other Examples: I want to bop a Joe.
November 3rd is officially "Bop the Nearest Joe Day," so when you see a Joe, just as JoeBingus or an ordinary Joe, you have the permission to bop them as many times as you wish.
(past tense) Yesterday, I bopped a joe.
(Future tense) Did you know that later in the future, on specifically November 3rd, I can officialy bop a Joe?
A intricate sex act involving 2 or more individuals, usually performed in doggie style, when member is dipped in cup of hot coffee and inserted.
Hey, guess what, last night Susie and I did the Brooklyn Cup of Joe!