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You take a Tim Hortons Boston cream donut takeout the cream and bust a nut in to the donut and then put the donut cream on your dick and put it in to someones ass and eat the cum filled donut.
"hey there doing a Boston double cream"
"What's that"
'It's gay guys eating a cum filled donut and fucking each other's ass with the cream from a donut"
The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.
I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!
"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
a double bunga is strine for a mishap
a double bunga floods & cyclone in Queensland
When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.