update whore

A person who would sleep with a fat ass to get an update on a story they are reading. Most commonly found update whoring about shitty pieces of shit writing that some 12 year old queer wrote filled with yaoi and lemon.

Jessica is such an update whore, she slept with me for an update.

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Man Whore

a male slut. usually harasses as many females as possible. willing to fuck anything that has a hole with legs. willing to do anything for sex. eat shit, rim jobs, mash potatoes. etc. ususally named vince

"Hey Tiff, did Vince fuck you in the asshole like he did to those 23 other trannys?"

"Oh fuck that man whore sure has been used!!"

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Weather confused whore

A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.

Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore

Wreckless Whore-icide

Noun: The state of a female whom displays any signs or indications of whorism, without discretion, shame, remorse, or any forethought or consideration of danger or consequences.

Keyless "What girl let's three strangers fuck her at the same time, then nonchallantly strolls out like nothing happened??"

Josh "That degenerate slut from last night, yea she's definitely guilty of Wreckless Whore-icide."

Liars, Thieves and Whores

A term used in California to describe the State Legislature which is owned by public employee unions.

Those Liars, Thieves and Whores in Sacramento just gave the prison guards another unaffordable, overly generous benefit.

As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.

When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.

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3rd Floor Whore

A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.

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