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lovely sweetheart, beautiful girl, hot babe
hey wassup bo belle...
Oh man she was the best bo belle of all times!!
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Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.
Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"
Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"
Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"
Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"
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most amazing, adorable boy in the UNIVERSE.
i love him w|alll my heart cant live w|o him. (:
Ealy Bell is my everything!
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The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
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The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea
Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story
When she tell you to eat that pussy but it's smelling a little fishy.
John: "She tried to get me to eat her out, but that jawn smelled like fish"
Doe: "Damn, she tuna belled you"
When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.
"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"