3rd dgree burns

Painful burns that occur when you have been set on fire they hurt like fuck.

OMG the grill exploded and Keenan is in the hospital with 3rd dgree burns.

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Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.

Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.

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3rd floor inc

A group of lame retarded ass kids from some shitty suburb of DC trying to be cool and pretend they are doing something important when really they are just bored and pathetic. They take pictures of their cars and they make shirts and stickers and attempt to get a fan following but nobody really gives a shit. They really have no purpose and are just trying to be cool.

Man 1: "I saw somebody wearing a 3rd floor inc shirt today"
Man 2: "who?"
Man 1: "exactly"

OR

Man 1: "3rd floor inc posted some photos of their cars today on facebook"
Man 2: "who?"
Man 1: "exactly"

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3rd Floor Inc

A group of high-school and college dropouts desperately looking for a way to make a living before their parents realize that that are going nowhere in life and cut off their money supply.

While they like to think that they are doing something constructive by selling shitty iron on t-shirts, all they really do is play ultimate frisbee while pretending that they are on a competitive playing level as the UPA, when in reality their level of organization and inner conflict would result in them having a tough time beating an elementary school class at recess.

While the amount of fail this group produces is comically bad, don't waste your time laughing at them because they are so dumb they may think that you are laughing because they are doing something good. Instead, spend your time feeling bad for them because they are in for a serious reality check when they realize that their shitty clothing company falls through and they are stuck working at the YMCA for the rest of their lives.

- Hey those kids from 3rd floor inc are having an ultimate frisbee tournament today wanna go?

- Uhh don't those two brothers kiss each other with tongue before bed every night?

- Yeah, your right, we probably shouldn't go.

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3rd degree black lip

A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.

Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)

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ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.

(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)

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The 3rd king of the quan qivles

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