The Good Doctor

A person who finger bangs random girls on the dance floor in front of his recently ex-girlfriend. To become a "good doctor" the proprietor of the aforementioned act must do said act in a "surgical" and "professional matter".

The good doctor gave that poor girl a pap smere out on the dance floor.

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ass doctor

the act of examining ones ass....with a penis

joel: hey ben, wat do u wanna be when u grow up?

ben: an ass doctor

joel: wow so do i!

ben: jiggy jig, lets have gay sex

joel: ok, only if we do it in zero gravity this time

ben: ok.....im so horny

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spin doctor

Drug dealer, particularly speed.

I'm going to see the spin doctor.

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Baby doctor

A guy who has gotten a lot of women pregnant. In some parts of society it is a title that one is proud of and the guy is looked up to as a roll model to all the other guys.

He's the man, he's a baby doctor!

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call the doctor

To dance naked in a snow storm while drinking pineapple juice.

I really wanna call the doctor

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Doctor Jimmy

A 'Doctor Jimmy' is the act of sexually assaulting/raping someone, usually a woman. The reference is taken from the the chorus of Dr Jimmy, a song by The Who, where 'Doctor Jimmy' is an alternate, woman-raping personality of the main character in the rock opera Quadrophenia.

"Damn son, I heard Keith's in jail!"
"Yeah, he was drunk and pulled a Doctor Jimmy on his brother's girl, Heather."

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Doctor Who

1. A once excellent show that has now, rather sadly, gone up its own (or Russell T Davies's) arse.

As in:

"Doctor Who was best when it was like Hammer House of Horror! Not a ruddy soap opera!"

or:

"Cut out the soppy crap & end it when the story ends not drag it out for another 15 minutes!"

or:

"Doesn't anybody care anymore?"

---The cries of Dr Who's true fans.

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