One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
No Example for a Wandering Monster
Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.
Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.
Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.
n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.
Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.
An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.
It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.
A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.
Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."
Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."
A nickname you call your friend when they’re being extra sus.
“Dude! Stop being a little sus monster!”
or say it as a nickname as usual
A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)
"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."