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Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022


crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023


Crispy nacho

Outstanding performer or teammate. Maintains form under pressure. The nacho that stays crispy when the others go soggy under the pile of guacamole cheese and sour cream.

May refer to particularly sexually desirable person.

In online games can be one who has narrowly missed a ban or other sanction by in game moderators. Doesn’t melt when the oven temperature is turned up.

Josh you crispy nacho! Player of the game.

I can’t wait to get my hands on that crispy nacho!

The mods could have got us all with their cheese but that crispy nacho didn’t go limp

by Sawtooth March 17, 2021


Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018


crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 4, 2017


Crispy Greens

Marijuana.

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.

by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010


Crispy Revenge

Bad Music Taste.

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..

by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021