Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

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Shag Hair

A modern hairstyle with more layers on the top of the head than the bottom.

Thick hair makes shaggy hair look like a fashion mullet, which can be easily achieved with (of course) thick hair.

Fact: Shag hair is popular on most fobby (fabulous, as they call it) Asian girls.

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hair island

The mysterious patch of hair that one finds after shaving, usually on legs.

Girl 1: Jackie shaved so much, she clogged the drain.
Girl 2: Then why does she still have hair islands

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Einstein hair

Einstein hair (n) - When the pubic hair of a woman extends out of her underwear creating the illusion of Albert Einstein in her panties.

"Wow, Haley really needs some grooming... she's got some serious Einstein Hair poking out her panties."

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just a hair

An incredibly small distance or width, way less than a smidgen or bit.

Okay, move the laser target just a hair.

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ball hair

The hair around your balls.

I called up my friend Vinny, and said, "Hi, this is Joe, can you braid my ball hair?"

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hair metal

A form of 80's teenybopper music made primarily by effeminate men wearing makeup and dressed like women, with stereotypical 80's big hair. After an initial wave of it fizzled out in 1987, it resurfaced just a couple of years later with a short-lived new breed of even lamer bands. Success in hair metal was primarily achieved through placing primary importance on the ability to pose for the camera, and comprising your band with simpletons with little or no musical ability, much less creativity. Once the formula was in place, it was just a matter of finding gullible losers to buy into the swindle. MTV, which started out as a music television channel, obliged, making this subgenre of wimp rock popular at the time. Perhaps the most enjoyable aspect of hair metal was it's juvenile lyrics. Never intentionally bad, the lyrical wasteland was a direct result of the limited intellectual capacities of the band members.

Hair metal was made popular by bands like Poison, Warrant, Winger, Slaughter, White Lion, Trixter, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Kix, and the Bulletboys.

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