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When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
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A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.
Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!
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A homoerotic sexual act involving multiple partners. While performing the double linked list, each partner inserts his penis in the anus of the the partner in front and caresses the testicles of the partner behind him.
The effect is similar to that of the double linked list data structure.
"Those 5 guys totally pulled off a double linked list last night'
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This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Boyfriend Offenders List
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A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.
Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?
Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
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(noun)
1. the ultimate example of friendship in the universe
2. has the otherworldly power to ruin relationships
3. if you are on someone's Snapchat best friend list you are a true and faithful companion
person 1: HEY ARE YOU ON SO-SO'S SNAPCHAT BEST FRIEND LIST
person 2: yeah ;)))))
person 1: WOW YOU MUST BE GREAT FRIENDS
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One of the better things Bush has done during his administration. And don't give me that "freedom of speech" bullshit you pansy-licking cock-suckers. The whole reason why it was enacted is because telemarketers are too fucking stupid to understand the basic concept of that if I want something, I'll simply go out and buy it myself, and I don't need you overweight highschool dropout slimeballs ringing me eleven times a day to sell me piano lessons for my children or health insurance courtesy of transmarketglobalmegacorporationsIncorporated.
Thank you, President Bush, for helping me get rid of these inane asshats who don't realize that I don't have the money to buy their stupid shit or give to their retarded political causes.
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