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western onion

David's preferred onion

I love a good western onion.

by Locoliberty May 23, 2016

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Onion Sombrero

The onion sombrero is a condom made of finely sliced onion peels.

People generally use these types of condoms to remove stank odours from different orifices or as a kinky way to do the nasty.

It is apparently very popular in Eastern European countries where normal condoms are considered too expensive.

"Either stop your wimpering or I'm going to do you with the onion sombrero!"

"Hey man, she so dirty, she like the onion sombrero"

"Hey I got Jasdouche to take the onion sombrero up his anus last night. I sure cleaned that place up!"

by JasminLikesDouches July 30, 2009

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Bloomin Onion

when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.

Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"

by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009

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Onion Babies

Nonsensical filler material added to a school paper to take up space, with the hopes it will go unnoticed because the paper is not actually read by the teacher for grading.

I could only write 3 pages, so i filled up the other 2 with onion babies."

by B. Lightningflask April 3, 2011

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Onion mission

None-o'-ya damnnn business.

Kippy: "So how did you guys get here, anyway"
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."

by uberaleX March 2, 2008

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Reverse Onion

variation of onion

When an American male hits on foreign women, emphasizing mainly aspects about himself that are uniquely American.

Look at that guy putting the reverse onion on that Australian girl. He's telling her that he's a football playing, army ranger, cowboy.

by Binford August 9, 2003

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onion sack

1. A sack of onions
2. A state of extreme intoxication
3. A variation of smashfuck

1. Union sack
2. FUUUUCCK, I'm trippin onion sacks!
3. Dat nigga got onion sacked

by McNigson March 26, 2007

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