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A male co-worker who acts like a female co-worker's boyfriend, only at work. NOTE: This is not a "friends with benefits" type of scenerio; strictly platonic ... minus the occassional bootie brush up.
Suzy: "Are you going out with Dentonio?"
Brook: "No he is just my office boyfriend"
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When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...
Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.
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A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.
Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*
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A slut who moves from boyfriend to boyfriend with ease; being single for no longer than a couple weeks at a time. Interestingly enough, each one of these sluts labels her own promiscuity as "un-slutty" having only slept with one who is technically defined as her "boyfriend": Usually extremely attractive, incredible in bed and down to get dirty do to constant sex.
Guy 1: "Dude I heard Gina broke up with her boyfriend last week! I got dibs on that slut!"
Guy 2: " Nah she's not the good kinda slut, she's a BOYFRIEND slut, I'm pretty sure she's already dating Brad"
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A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
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A phrase to describe when a guy's aesthetic is attractive in a realistic, warm and down to earth way that makes him seem relatable or even reachable, looking like they could be your boyfriend. this phrase is often used when attractive male celebrities post of themselves that feel intimate in some way. Probably sitting in a sofa reading a book, hanging out outdoors or eating something that is not particularly fancy.
If you ever see a picture of a guy and you think "this looks like the picture of someone's boyfriend" or "he looks like he is on a date" you probably have it right.
person 1: look, Jungkook made a live of him doing his laundry...
person2: really? haha.. this looks so boyfriend-coded...
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A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had boyfriend dick. It was perfect.
vacation dick
size queen
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